Micah: All right. Well, being that this is the...

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Micah: All right. Well, being that this is the first segment, I'm going to make it short and sweet, but you'll be able to figure out what it's about soon enough. So, with that said... Jo, you need to update your site.
Andrew: Oooh.
Micah: "Why?" you ask? Because it's been 120 days, which is roughly one-third of the calendar year since you last posted something.
Micah: Wizard of the Month, birthday announcements – they don't count. Yes, I realize you did come visit us in New York City, and it was great seeing you. We know you're writing Book Seven, but we're not asking for a lot. At least update the diary on the main page. I believe you're supposed to write in a diary more than once every five months. I mean, Emerson has posted more than you lately, and that's saying something.
Ben: Oh, my gosh.
Micah: Just to put it in perspective, here are some things that were happening on May 10th; the last time you updated:
MuggleCast was only 38 episodes old.
Jamie: That's a long time away.
Micah: We were more than two months away from Las Vegas and New York City.
Micah: Katie Couric was still the host of the Today Show.
Micah: Those students who are now freshman in college were still taking classes as seniors in high school.
Micah: Pluto was still a planet.
Micah: ...and, and DumbledoreIsNotDead.com was actually a meaningful website. So please, Jo, update your site!

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